Jonghyun fell straight back like a true gangsta. Lowkey looked like he passed out. He didn’t even try to cushion his fall. Just him and gravity: a love story. Like I’m crying laughing here.
Jinki: Actually puts his hands out like a normal person and sits down…
Key: Has the vapors and lays down on his fainting couch…
Taemin: Part of the Black Panther Party movement…
Minho: Rocks with it, leans with it
Jonghyun: You know he dead.
so here’s some weird Corgi mixes
"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it
pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
Aries- I love you MORE
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo- Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
This isn’t a fucking joke.
I’m Pisces and I can honestly say that I would respond exactly that way
This is very spot on